1. Being single means never having to share the wine.
2. OR the whiskey.
3. You get a huge bed, just for one, all the time. All the time!
NEVER TAKE IT FOR GRANTED.
4. You sleep — and wake up — on no one's schedule but your own.
5. If you cared about your bra and underwear matching before, now you're free!
6. You can flirt with anyone — ANYONE — you want.
7. You have more time to have fun (and make trouble) with your girlfriends.
8. Buying presents is way simpler now.
9. And you don't have to be pretend to be interested in that thing your ex loved to talk about anymore.
10. Getting dressed up JUST for you is the best feeling.
11. Shaving every day? Not if you don't feel like it.
12. You can check out whomever you want.
You can even make the Samantha face while you do it.