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25 Totally Excruciating Silicon Valley Problems

The struggle is real.

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1. Losing your drone:

2. When your neighbor doesn't understand that you're trying to PIVOT right now.

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3. Coming face to face with plebeian fruit:

Harsh working conditions in Silicon Valley

mhelft@mhelft

Harsh working conditions in Silicon Valley

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4. Deciding which two Segways to take out for your morning stroll.

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5. Coming up with a fresh #meme for your Bitcoin billboard.

6. When someone's parked in YOUR space:

7. Forgetting to mine before you dine:

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9. Not knowing you got Zucked:

10. Picking out a hilarious joke sticker for your wheels.

Only in Silicon Valley. Spotted in a Tesla.

11. When not all walls are writeable.

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12. Snagging the inspirational vanity plate of your dreams.

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13. Distractions making it hard to #disrupt from your home office.

14. Deciding whether to save your VC money or spend it on prom.

15. Picking out the perfect set of binary code window decorations:

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16. Choosing the right bumper sticker for your parents.

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17. Getting the perfect creepshot of your fellow diners:

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18. Deciding which color of hybrid to buy.

19. When all the charging stations are being used by LESSER hybrids:

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20. Being in a city that doesn't even Uber.

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21. Figuring out which shack to buy with your millions.

22. Expressing yourself with your own iHorse.

23. Crushing it on branding:

A prime example of why the bubble might burst one day. #siliconvalley #problems

Noz Nozawa@noznozawa

A prime example of why the bubble might burst one day. #siliconvalley #problems

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24. Trying to make your Honda fit in:

25. Drowning in money you make by selling people different money.

Until you're not.
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