1. These books:
2. Eating your Happy Meal on these chairs at McDonald's.
3. Putting cool beads on your bike spokes.
4. Getting so excited when your Disney Adventures came.
5. Hurting your fingers trying to "test" the batteries.
6. Doing math on one of these.
7. How your parents tricked you into doing yardwork.
8. Seeing this before every VHS movie.
9. Getting mad when you turned on Nickelodeon and this was on:
10. Viennetta ice cream.
11. Using this at the arcade and Chuck-E-Cheese.
12. Getting all sticky from these.
13. Drinking from these Garfield cups.
... which is pretty scary in retrospect.