1. Sooooo…we get it. We have brown hair.
2. It’s not the most “exciting” hair color.
3. Yeah, I know. EVERYONE’S A BRUNETTE.
4. But having brown hair is actually really awesome. For starters, we’re in some very classy company.
5. And we don’t have to worry about hair roots.
7. Sure, blondes get Hillary.
8. But we get Jackie O.
9. Everyone knows Marilyn was a blonde.
11. If being blonde is so great, then why do so many longtime blondes decide to go dark?
28. So did this guy.
30. And if the hottest man alive likes brunettes, you KNOW he’s on to something.
32. So brunettes may be abundant, but that’s only because we’re abundantly awesome.
- At least 10 people, including the gunman, are dead after a shooting at a mall in Munich, Germany.
- Hillary Clinton has picked Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine as her running mate. He was considered a favorite for the ticket.
- Employees at a textile factory that made Trump shirts report dangerous, abusive conditions — harsh even for Honduras.