This Is Why Brunettes Are The Absolute Greatest

Blondes may have more fun, but lol, OK.

1. Sooooo…we get it. We have brown hair.

Jason Merritt / Getty Images

2. It’s not the most “exciting” hair color.

Kevin Winter / Getty Images


Jason Merritt / Getty Images

4. But having brown hair is actually really awesome. For starters, we’re in some very classy company.

Chris Jackson) / Getty Images

5. And we don’t have to worry about hair roots.

Samir Hussein / Getty Images

6. We have that “hot librarian” thing going on.

7. Sure, blondes get Hillary.

Win McNamee / Getty Images

8. But we get Jackie O.

Getty Images

9. Everyone knows Marilyn was a blonde.

Hulton Archive / Getty Images

10. But Audrey’s one of us.

11. If being blonde is so great, then why do so many longtime blondes decide to go dark?

Junko Kimura / Getty Images
Mark Davis / Getty Images
Jamie McCarthy / Getty Images

14. Ready for some data? A survey of 6,000 people found that brunettes earn higher salaries than blondes or redheads.


15. The same study found that 75% of people considered brunettes to be more intelligent.

16. A university in England sent a woman to three different nightclubs with her hair dyed red, blonde, and brunette, and guess who they rated most attractive AND intelligent?

Yeah. The brunette.

17. People also perceive brunettes as making better friends and wives.

According to a Tresemme study.

18. Another study found that men prefer a curvy brunette to a skinny blonde.

Jason Kempkin / Getty Images

We concur.

19. Need more proof? We get all the cool actresses, like Alison Brie.

20. And Mila Kunis.

21. And Jennifer Hudson.

22. And Alexis Bledel.

23. And Lizzy Caplan.

24. And Kerry Washington.

25. And Natalie Portman.

26. We even get the “Most Beautiful Woman in the World.”

Victor Fraile / Getty Images

Her name is Aishwarya Rai.

27. And guys know what’s up: Don Draper went brunette.

28. So did this guy.

Chip Somodevilla / Getty Images

29. James Bond preferred dark-haired ladies.

It’s proven.

30. And if the hottest man alive likes brunettes, you KNOW he’s on to something.

Sonia Recchia / Getty Images

31. You know who’s always been brunette? Oprah.

32. So brunettes may be abundant, but that’s only because we’re abundantly awesome.

Michael Buckner / Getty Images

33. Your move, blondes.

Check out more articles on!

  Your Reaction?


    Hot Buzz

    Why Trump Fans Are So Obsessed With Japan

    A Third Of Rape Trials At One Court Used Complainants’ Sexual History As Evidence...

    Now Buzzing