1. Sooooo…we get it. We have brown hair.
2. It’s not the most “exciting” hair color.
3. Yeah, I know. EVERYONE’S A BRUNETTE.
4. But having brown hair is actually really awesome. For starters, we’re in some very classy company.
5. And we don’t have to worry about hair roots.
7. Sure, blondes get Hillary.
8. But we get Jackie O.
9. Everyone knows Marilyn was a blonde.
11. If being blonde is so great, then why do so many longtime blondes decide to go dark?
28. So did this guy.
30. And if the hottest man alive likes brunettes, you KNOW he’s on to something.
32. So brunettes may be abundant, but that’s only because we’re abundantly awesome.
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