23 Things You'll Never Be Able To Do
No matter how hard you try.
Kill yourself with pizza rolls.
Get your baby pregnant.
Back-to-the-Future your cake.
Remember important life milestones.
Figure out why people are still just really into Friends.
Understand the real mechanics of a cat.
Know the answer to this.
Exorcise your headphones.
Fail your drug test this way.
Know why there are school.
Turn your laptop into a mirror.
Figure out what this song is.
Know when to buy tampons for your brother.
Understand your supersperm.
Get pregnant from a video.
And make Americans be quiet.
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