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13 Things That Cost As Much As Having A Kid

Oh, hey, children are expensive.

In 2013, the average cost of raising a child (to age 18) was $245,340. Kids are priceless, but in the interest of math, here are some non-toddler things that money could get you:

1. Four years' tuition at Harvard Business School.

2. 123,286 boxes of Swedish Fish.

3. Pay off your student loan debt about eight times over.

4. 6,135 cheeseburger masks.

5. A year of rent on this beach house in Hawaii.

6. 27,260 jugs of Carlo Rossi.

7. A 2015 Bentley Continental GT Speed.

8. About 35,049 Chipotle burritos.

9. PLUS 136,300 sides of guacamole, which costs $1.80 extra.

10. Clean water for life for over 9,800 people in the developing world.

11. 2,271 years of a Netflix subscription.

12. 123,286 Doritos Loaded from 7-Eleven.

13. 3,066,250 K-coins in Kim Kardashian: Hollywood.