Today, Twitter announced that it's replacing "favorites” and “stars” with "likes" and "hearts." Naturally, people are taking the news very quietly and calmly.
JK, they're freaking out.
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Our grandparents didn't storm the beaches of Normandy to see the twitter star become a heart.
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Strange, twitter has replaced stars with an upside down butt
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need @neiltyson to inform twitter that is not an accurate depiction of the human heart
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Twitter users who couldn't figure out what the star meant
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Oh I get it now it means u enjoyed that tweet
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NOOOO ALL MY STARS TURNED INTO HEARTS LOVE IS WORTHLESS, I WAS BUILDING A NEW GOD FROM THE STELLAR MASS
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How do you hate-heart?
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Also, @Twitter is going to change the little bird logo into a terrifying angler fish. Just so you know.
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I’m still writing favs on my checks.
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.@twitter why are mine different
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If Twitter really wants to mess with people they’ll change Retweets to Endorsements
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Twitter's acting like they invented the heart.
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Did @twitter consider 🍆s? @radioderekmoore @MaryHartmanx2 @mat
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❤️ = I’m done with this convo ❤️ = Please hire me ❤️ = I want to have sex with you
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only 90s kids will remember
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Listen, Twitter, let me give you a tip: If people want Facebook, they're probably gonna use Facebook. https://t.co/LSA1zPx2Mn
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Literally every star I ever gave was me tryna get it in so this should be no different.
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The Way We Fave Now.
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![meanwhile at facebook [CUT TO ENORMOUS GEODESIC DOME ON MOON]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3363818792/c90e33ccf22e3146d5cd871ce561795a_normal.png)
meanwhile at facebook [CUT TO ENORMOUS GEODESIC DOME ON MOON]
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Sounds like twitter finally saw the (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) fault in our stars
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I just want to point out that you can still + things on Google Plus
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I GREY HEART THINGS RARELY DO I RED HEART THINGS I THINK I ONLY RED HEART MY DOG AND MOM AND BOYFRIEND
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO POLITELY END CONVERSATIONS WITHOUT A FAVOURITE BUTTON?
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Pretty sure Twitter should’ve replaced the ⭐️ with a 💩 instead of a ❤️
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If nothing else, these hearts are a pretty good Rorschach test for who cares about Twitter too much.
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I work at @twitter but even I can’t believe how we replaced a completely value-neutral term like “favorite” with something so loaded.
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my ⭐️ will go on
