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    The Definitive Ranking Of Dinosaurs, From Worst To Best

    All dinosaurs are freaking awesome, but some are better than others.

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    11. Icthyosaurus

    dinosaurs.wikia.com

    A DOLPHIN WITH STEVE BUSCEMI EYES? JESUS GOD NO

    10. Ankylosaurus

    upload.wikimedia.org

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    9. Iguanadon

    upload.wikimedia.org

    REAL TALK IT'S A CONSTIPATED T-REX

    NEXT

    8. Pterodactyl

    dinosaurs.about.com

    THE P IS SILENT

    SO ARE YOU AFTER IT SWOOPS DOWN FROM 20,000 FEET & KILLS YOU WITH NO REMORSE

    7. Allosaurus

    en.academic.ru

    T.REX : RADIOHEAD :: ALLOSAURUS : MUSE

    6. Stegosaurus

    lonesome--crow.deviantart.com

    LOOK AT THAT SWEET ASS BODY ARMOR

    PLUS IT'S VEGAN

    BOTTOM LINE: I'D HIT IT

    5. Velociraptor

    myspace.com

    PACK HUNTING, GENIUS IQ KILLING MACHINES

    A+, EVOLUTION

    4. Triceratops

    commons.wikimedia.org

    OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S SO COOL

    IT LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING WEARING A DRACULA COLLAR AND SOME STICKERS

    BONUS: THEIR HUGE POOPS

    3. Corythosaurus

    nenature.com

    THIS IS THAT DINOSAUR THAT HAS A MOHAWK

    ANY QUESTIONS DIDN'T THINK SO

    2. Apatosaurus

    carnivoraforum.com

    NECK LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK

    THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

    1. Tyrannosaurus Rex

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    "LOL ITS ARMS"

    LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN LOL AFTER THE T-REX RIPS OUT YOUR LUNGS, LOSER

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