The Beginning Of Your College Semester Vs. The End

Here we go again. OH GOD.

1. Beginning of the semester: THIS is the year I’ll actually do all my reading on time!

2. By the end of the semester:

3. Beginning: I have so much money saved up from summer that will last me for months!

5. Beginning: I’m going to befriend everyone in my new classes!

7. Beginning of the semester: I’m finally going to join an extracurricular activity!

9. Beginning of the semester: I’m actually going to keep my room clean this time.

11. Use of free time in the beginning of the semester: starting papers early!

13. Beginning of the semester: putting effort into what you wear to class.

14. End of the semester:

15. Beginning: I’m going to go to the gym four times a week and get in great shape.

17. Beginning: I’m going to keep all of my notes and folders neat and organized.

19. Beginning: I’m definitely not going to use my loan money on clothes and beer this year. JUST TEXTBOOKS.

21. Beginning: I’m going to go to my professor’s office hours and really get to know them.

22. Your afternoons by the end:

23. Beginning: I’m going to date EVERYONE.

25. Beginning, every time: This is going to be my best semester YET!

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