The 33 Best Chandler Bing One-Liners

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"Nice camouflage. For a minute, I almost didn't see you."

32.

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"I"m sorry, we don't have your sheep."

31.

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"I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."

30.

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"So it seems like this internet thing is here to stay, huh?"

29.

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"All right, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put career before men."

28.

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"I am not 'blah,' I am a hoot!"

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"Someone on the subway licked my neck! Licked my neck!"

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Joey: "Hey. Shaving?"

Chandler: "No, rabies."

25.

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"Dear God! This parachute is a knapsack!"

24.

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"All right. Rock, paper, scissors for who has to tell the whore to leave."

23.

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"Sometimes I like to hold stuff like this and pretend I'm a giant."

22.

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"I'm glad we're having a rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat."

21.

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"Seriously, good luck marrying me."

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Ross: "All right, Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and won."

Chandler: "Ross can in fourth and cried!'

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Ross: "Rachel's at dinner with Mark, that guy from Bloomingdales. She thinks he's just being nice, but I know he really wants to sleep with her!"

Chandler: "It's seven years ago. My time machine works!"

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"It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays."

17.

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"Oh, that makes me feels so warm in my hollow tin chest."

16.

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Joey: "When you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means."

Chandler: "You sure he'll crack that code?"

15.

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"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day."

14.

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"Hi, I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable."

13.

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"Why yes, Ross." Pressing my third nipple, it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."

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"Couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Because I think, actually, mine's growing back."

11.

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"Until I was 25, I thought that the only response to 'I love you' was 'Oh crap!'"

10.

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"We swallow our feelings. Even if it means we're unhappy forever. Sound good?"

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"You know, I think I don't care."

8.

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Phoebe: "Hey, I got you a present!"

Chandler: "Oh, my goodness, where did you hide it?"

7.

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"I've had a very long, hard day."

6.

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"Tell him to e-mail me at www-dot-ha-ha-not-so-much-dot-com!"

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"I'm full, and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it."

4.

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Chandler: "Hold on, there's something different."

Ross: "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."

Chandler:  "Was that place the sun?!"

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"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!"

2.

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Ross: "No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect."

Chandler: "Well, maybe he was nervous."

1.

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"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

(major ups to this Quora thread for inspiration)

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