21 Signs Stanley From The Office Is You
Why do you keep CC'ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?
First of all, you're not really into any ~mandatory office fun~.
But you ARE here for any and all snacks.
And your co-workers are just going to have to deal.
You just can't even with your boss sometimes.
When one of your friends asks if you like your job:
You're not really into afternoon meetings. Or any meetings, really.
Your favorite moment of the day? Quittin' time.
This is you when your co-worker launches into a long story about their weekend kayaking trip:
And when someone glares at you when you come in late:
You can't resist dragging your colleagues sometimes.
You have a very busy schedule and you stick to it, goddamnit.
When your co-worker calls in sick on a warm and sunny Friday:
And when someone messes with any of your stuff:
Your idea of goal-setting is deciding which snack you're going to eat next.
And you're not into any touchy-feely crap, either.
When you get back from vacation and you're still in R&R mode:
When you have to run a work errand and decide to take your time heading back:
You consider lunch theft the world's greatest crime.
You'll take any chance to avoid working.
And even though you like your job sometimes, it will still try you for the rest of eternity.
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