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13 Things That Happen To Vegetarians On Thanksgiving

In heaven you get an endless bowl of mashed potatoes.

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2. People will be confused about how you're totally fine eating a big plate of side dishes.

YUM. Their loss.

3. You will feel bad asking if the stuffing is made with chicken or vegetable broth.

6. You'll probably end up having the healthiest meal of everyone there.

As long as you don't go too HAM on the sweet potato casserole.

7. ...Not that that'll spare you from Tofurky jokes.

11. You'll probably have too many rolls.