1. Choosing a filter takes you about a solid 15 minutes.
2. You get irrationally excited when someone pushes you over to 11 likes.
3. You make fun of people who use hashtags... but you use them anyway.
4. The anticipation of waiting for your first like almost kills you.
5. You don't care if lining up the perfect shot makes you look stupid.
6. This is the most annoying thing in the whole world:
7. You live for the numbers in the little orange box.
8. When people try to tell you to take fewer pictures because you're missing out on real life, you're just like:
9. Your dream is to someday get an Instagram selfie with your favorite celeb.
Photos are the new autographs.