Buzz·Posted on Mar 4, 201721 Tweets About Shopping That Will Make You Say "Fuck, That's Me""You like mayonnaise? Prove it." — Costcoby Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. no @tbhjuststop every time I find something in forever 21 12:30 PM - 28 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Melissa Stetten @MelissaStetten I've never felt cooler than when a Trader Joe's cashier said "love this" to something I bought. 11:00 PM - 07 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. chRis @seethenare "You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco 03:46 AM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. NotQuiteEdelweiss @NotEdelweiss Shopping at Target ... The door mat won't go with anything in our house but it's only $3 06:16 PM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. amalia @mollysoda I'm also scared that my friends can afford houses and I'm still excited about becoming a sephora VIB member 04:45 AM - 08 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Brett Ryland @brettryland All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces. 07:45 PM - 29 Feb 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. #1 samir @samir Bed, Bath & Beyond marketing dept. retreat agendas: 2012: 20% off coupons 2013: 20% off coupons 2014: 20% off coupons 2015: 20% off coupons 06:49 PM - 11 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Luke @ELRoseHubbard I once killed a man in a hit and run but the shame I felt when I told the Whole Foods cashier I didn't bring my own bag can never be matched 07:41 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards. The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions. 09:09 PM - 17 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. TあMMY @TAMMYMAMl #UrbanOutfittersBeLike bohemian cookie decorated sewing equipment holder $55.99 05:30 AM - 26 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ️ @befourmario me: hi forever 21 employee: 02:31 AM - 21 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 "Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever 06:23 PM - 16 Apr 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lauren Mineau @LaurenMineau A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot 05:56 PM - 22 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Mikaela Moore @MikaelaMoore64 Me at Victoria's Secret 02:16 AM - 27 Mar 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Heben Nigatu @heavenrants Lululemon sounds like it's the name of the basic white girl of the Pokemon world 09:37 PM - 01 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. Spencer Porter @porters Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no. 05:34 AM - 30 Nov 2011 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. 🍀m0rg$🍀 @MorgWhorg @MannyMua733 Driving home from Sephora like 11:09 PM - 11 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. 20. Similoluwa @simiadeleye I thought the image of the shoe didn't finish loading!! Zara will not kill mee 😭😭😭 12:43 AM - 04 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Mrs.X @LnL245 *walks into Forever 21* *gets pulled aside* Umm, we don't really mean FOREVER. 01:57 AM - 20 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite