21 Tweets About Shopping That Will Make You Say "Fuck, That's Me"

    "You like mayonnaise? Prove it." — Costco

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    every time I find something in forever 21

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    I've never felt cooler than when a Trader Joe's cashier said "love this" to something I bought.

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    "You like mayonnaise? Prove it." - Costco

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    Shopping at Target ... The door mat won't go with anything in our house but it's only $3

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    I'm also scared that my friends can afford houses and I'm still excited about becoming a sephora VIB member

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    All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces.

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    Bed, Bath & Beyond marketing dept. retreat agendas: 2012: 20% off coupons 2013: 20% off coupons 2014: 20% off coupons 2015: 20% off coupons

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    I once killed a man in a hit and run but the shame I felt when I told the Whole Foods cashier I didn't bring my own bag can never be matched

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    Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards. The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.

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    #UrbanOutfittersBeLike bohemian cookie decorated sewing equipment holder $55.99

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    "Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties..." - every girl in Anthropologie ever

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    A list of people who need to calm down - everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot

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    Lululemon sounds like it's the name of the basic white girl of the Pokemon world

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    Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no.

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    @MannyMua733 Driving home from Sephora like

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    I thought the image of the shoe didn't finish loading!! Zara will not kill mee 😭😭😭

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    *walks into Forever 21* *gets pulled aside* Umm, we don't really mean FOREVER.