43. John Quincy Adams commons.wikimedia.org Bald with sideburns; probably has a Yahoo email address. 42. Chester A. Arthur en.wikipedia.org The fluffiest muttonchops in America. 41. Martin Van Buren en.wikipedia.org OMG HE'S THE DAD FROM EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND. 40. James Buchanan en.wikipedia.org Texts back three days later with "Sorry, just saw this!" 39. Andrew Jackson history.com Not hot AND ideologically problematic. 38. Thomas Jefferson whitehouseresearch.org Sort of hot, but problematic in every which way. 37. James Monroe en.wikipedia.org Still has an OkCupid account "just to take the quizzes." 36. Lyndon B. Johnson photolab.lbjlib.utexas.edu Teases you for how long you take to get ready but then steals your pomade. 35. George Washington clarkart.edu Is completely and totally honest about the fact that he's dating six other people from Tinder. 34. John Adams whitehouseresearch.org Makes you help powder his wig every night. 33. James Polk millercenter.org Definitely writes Yelp reviews in verse. 32. Benjamin Harrison history.com Still uses his ex-gf's dad's Netflix password. 31. Richard Nixon en.wikipedia.org So...oily. 30. Dwight D. Eisenhower en.wikipedia.org Makes you call him "Ike" in bed. 29. William Henry Harrison metmuseum.org Bites into string cheese instead of peeling it. 28. George H.W. Bush en.wikipedia.org Won't let you have any of his fries. 27. John Tyler en.wikipedia.org Orders pizza with pineapple and a side of ranch. 26. Zachary Taylor en.wikipedia.org Likes his own posts on Instagram. 25. James Madison whitehousehistory.org Definitely uptight, probably brags a lot about not owning a TV. 24. Andrew Johnson en.wikipedia.org A more ill-fated Tommy Lee Jones. 23. James Garfield en.wikipedia.org A more rugged Louis C.K.!!! 22. Grover Cleveland en.wikipedia.org Makes you call him "Grove" in public. 21. Gerald Ford en.wikipedia.org Eats burritos with a knife and fork. 20. George W. Bush en.wikipedia.org I mean, yeah. But Kim Kardashian called him a "cute little president," so. 19. William Howard Taft neitshade5.wordpress.com Like a big, cuddly, executive teddy bear. 18. Woodrow Wilson Hulton Archive / Getty Images So "sexy librarian" in those glasses. 17. Rutherford B. Hayes en.wikipedia.org The "B" stands for Brooklyn, judging by the beard. 16. Calvin Coolidge en.wikipedia.org The strong, silent type. Secretly kinky! 15. Warren G. Harding old-picture.com Brows on fleek since before you were born, son. 14. Franklin Delano Roosevelt en.wikipedia.org Super handsome; saved America. 13. Ronald Reagan en.wikipedia.org Actual movie star; makes you call it "bae-ganomics." 12. Millard Fillmore en.wikipedia.org He might look like the dad from Downton Abbey, but just try whispering the name "Millard" erotically. 11. Harry S. Truman Hulton Archive / Getty Images The "S" stands for SEX MACHINE. 10. Herbert Hoover Library Of Congress Will definitely buy you the top-shelf champagne. 9. Abraham Lincoln Archive Photos / Getty Images More like BABEraham Lincoln!!!!!! 8. William McKinley millercenter.org UNF, look at that jawline. 7. Jimmy Carter en.wikipedia.org Classically handsome; will make you a PB&J. 6. Teddy Roosevelt public.navy.mil The ORIGINAL lumbersexual. 5. Bill Clinton en.wikipedia.org LOL. 4. Ulysses S. Grant Hulton Archive / Getty Images He can fight for my embattled piece of the United States anytime. 3. John F. Kennedy en.wikipedia.org DOES ANYONE EVER HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS CHOICE. 2. Franklin Pierce freedmenspatrol.wordpress.com Look at those cheekbones! You'd hit it. You know you would. 1. Barack Obama en.wikipedia.org Will buy you a shave ice, the original PILF, "slay me daddy," etc.