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It's time we all took a break from our lives to acknowledge something VERY IMPORTANT.
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Which is that there is only literally one reason you should be paying attention to sports right now.
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And his name is Olivier Giroud.
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HOLD ON A SECOND. That's a very sexy name. Is he French?
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Yes. You beaucoup bet he is.
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This light is the flash from God's iPhone camera because who wouldn't want a picture of that.
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He likes to celebrate goals with piggyback rides.
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And some sexy kneeling.
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And, OH GOD, disrobing.
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When he falls, he falls like an elegant Greek god.
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And he squats with the grace of a thousand squatting angels.
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What kind of man can pull off a blue leather jacket? This kind of man.
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OK, we need a time out.
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...browse through some reading material...
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...And get into a more comfortable position.
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OK, we're back! Did somebody say thighs?
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OK, and thighs again.
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He let this guy baptize himself with his towel.
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He's so hot he can actually levitate.
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Other times, gravity pulls him closer because who can blame it.
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Do you wish you were this awkward vest yet?
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OR ONE OF THESE FLAGPOLES??
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In conclusion, I think we've all learned something very important today.
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Get you a man who will chop you some lumber AND win the Euros.
