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    Sep 26, 2015

    19 Times Kale Needed To Stay In Its Lane

    Oh KALE no.

    1. This kale soda.

    I like kale but this is just a bridge too far.

    2. Kale marinated water.

    3. That time it ruined something as sacred as guacamole.

    4. This kale salad that comes in a waffle cone.

    You thought I was joking. I wasn't. Kale salad in a waffle cone. End scene.

    5. Kale nail polish. Nail polish!

    Kale in nail polish? This has gone too far! #sephora #kale

    6. This vegan kale cupcake. 😞

    7. Kale dog treats.

    Wat?! Pretty sure dogs love meat. Red meat. This whole kale thing has been taken WAYYYY too far. 🙈 #barkbox

    8. THIS KALE CHOCOLATE BAR.

    You've gone too far Jennifer! MT @MichaelSmyth_: And on the 3rd day he rose again.... so we could eat Kale Chocolate

    9. This $22 kale you can't even eat.

    Okay @aboutlifenm this is taking #kale too far! #hipster #outwithkale

    10. This ice cream.

    11. And candy. WHITE CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT KALE.

    Too far, Kale Industry. TOO FAR. @lilsheba: AGREE. RT @tifotter: No. @lilsheba

    12. Kale brownies.

    13. No, wait. Kale kake.

    14. This crime against Earth and every surrounding galaxy.

    15. This kale margarita.

    16. This chocolate kale granola.

    Chocolate kale?! Come on. This has gone too far

    17. Kale sausage.

    Whole foods, you've gone too far with the kale.

    18. This kale PIZZA DOUGH.

    19. And this:

    STOP THE MADNESS, AMERICA.

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