1. This kale soda.
I like kale but this is just a bridge too far.
2. Kale marinated water.
You've gone too far. #kale
3. That time it ruined something as sacred as guacamole.
Too far. Even for you, Whole Foods.
4. This kale salad that comes in a waffle cone.
You thought I was joking. I wasn't. Kale salad in a waffle cone. End scene.
5. Kale nail polish. Nail polish!
Kale in nail polish? This has gone too far! #sephora #kale
6. This vegan kale cupcake. 😞
7. Kale dog treats.
Wat?! Pretty sure dogs love meat. Red meat. This whole kale thing has been taken WAYYYY too far. 🙈 #barkbox
8. THIS KALE CHOCOLATE BAR.
You've gone too far Jennifer! MT @MichaelSmyth_: And on the 3rd day he rose again.... so we could eat Kale Chocolate
9. This $22 kale you can't even eat.
Okay @aboutlifenm this is taking #kale too far! #hipster #outwithkale
10. This ice cream.
11. And candy. WHITE CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT KALE.
Too far, Kale Industry. TOO FAR. @lilsheba: AGREE. RT @tifotter: No. @lilsheba
12. Kale brownies.
13. No, wait. Kale kake.
14. This crime against Earth and every surrounding galaxy.
15. This kale margarita.
16. This chocolate kale granola.
Chocolate kale?! Come on. This has gone too far
17. Kale sausage.
Whole foods, you've gone too far with the kale.
18. This kale PIZZA DOUGH.
19. And this:
Oh hell no. This has gone too far.
STOP THE MADNESS, AMERICA.
