1. I hear it's the #2 best bread in the world.

2. Hold on there just a minute!

3. We really appreciate it.

4. I think we already have a job for you, Emma and Kaleb.

5. OMG, I love yard sards.

6. Guess the old owners wanted to... rock the boat a little.

7. More interested in the first one, TBH.

8. *insert magna CUM laude joke here*

9. Sesame Street has changed since I was a kid.

10. *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHA.

11. Oh phew!

12. Erm... I'll just have a bowl, thanks.

13. OK.

14. Berroteros. #berroteros

15. Pitt or Paisley?
16. How do you recommend we celebrate?

17.

18. 😱😱😱

19. GIRD YOUR LOINS!!!

20. That accelerated quickly.

21. Sentence clarity is important: exhibit A.

22. I don't even know where to start.

23. Yikesssssssss.

24. LOL.

25. Think I'll go with a bagel today.
