1. Those "gentle city breezes."
Wind blowing so hard it's shaking my building. #sanfranciscoproblems
2. When the beach is not exactly beach-y.
Forced to take the day off. Too cold at the beach. What gives? #sanfranciscoproblems
3. This:
Web site blocking in car when I want to go to gym at 6a. #sanfranciscoproblems #sfist
4. How there's STILL no topography (m)app.
Google Maps, you tell me how far the walk is but not how far uphill it is. #SanFranciscoproblems
5. When Karl DGAF about your travel plans.
My flight is currently on fog hold... #SanFranciscoProblems
6. The hardest decision you'll ever make.
I was just asked, "So you would prefer to keep your rent control instead of finding love?" #SanFranciscoProblems
7. When gentrification strikes your hangouts.
The cafe where I was working all day just turned into a disco-tech. I looked up and my coffee was a martini. #SanFranciscoProblems
8. This:
#SanFranciscoProblems: http://t.co/1LjHtw36Cc
9. Trying to get stuff done in September.
Burning Man bounceback emails #sanfranciscoproblems
10. One word: microclimates.
I was sweating in shorts and crop top earlier, now it's raining. What the fuck. #sanfranciscoproblems
11. This:
#SanFranciscoProblems
12. This poor person:
OH: "But I don't want to write a mobile app!" #SanFranciscoProblems
13. This very accurate truth.
“I have an ocean-view apartment because I can’t afford to live anywhere else in the city.” #sanfranciscoproblems
14. Trying to be fit and then jogging by Farolito.
Seriously once a week I set off on a run and end up with a burrito. #sanfranciscoproblems
15. Seismic alarm clocks.
Nothing says Happy Monday like waking up to an earthquake #SanFranciscoproblems
16. Being outside at noon and getting the crap scared out of you.
Shouldn't the "THIS IS ONLY A TEST" announcement come BEFORE the obnoxious siren? #SanFranciscoProblems
17. When every MUNI line comes and yours is just like, "Nah."
When two K's a J, an N and a shuttle go by and still no M. #SanFranciscoProblems 😫😥😤😤😤😤
18. Eating during the lunch rush.
Table hasn't been cleaned off yet and is covered in quinoa #SanFranciscoProblems
19. Extremely difficult dinner decisions.
Ramen or Pho? #SanFranciscoProblems
20. Overhearing the worst people in the world.
People on the street complaining about their Teslas #SanFranciscoProblems
21. Paying "second rent" just to park your damn car.
Great. I just got on a "waiting list" for a parking spot in a parking garage! Welcome to #SanFrancisco , kids! #SVLife #SanFranciscoProblems
22. "Summer."
Must be May because the heat is on at our house #SanFranciscoProblems
23. This:
#SanFranciscoProblems My avocados split open in my backpack while I was running home from adult kickball
24. Street yelling.
Can't tell whether guy on corner is coming down from a bad trip or if it's performance art. #SanFranciscoProblems
25. When you really want to wear your gray hoodie but...
You can’t avoid looking like a tech jerk because it’s undeniably perfect hoodie weather. #sanfranciscoproblems
26. When there's no third bin.
We don't have compost bins in our new Oakland office and it stresses me out. #SanFranciscoProblems
27. Trying to drive up Powell.
When you're in an uber and the driver doesn't realize he can go around the cable car... #SanFranciscoProblems
28. Great housing deals!!!
Ridiculous things I've typed today: HURRY. I just sent you a link to a room that's renting for CHEAP. Only $1,250. #SanFranciscoProblems
29. Diversity of industry.
Tripped and may have just joined a startup. #sanfranciscoproblems
30. Making use with what you've got.
When you spill tea on your laptop and dry it with quinoa instead of rice. #sanfranciscoproblems
31. And this eternal struggle.
Me, looking for parking. #SanFranciscoProblems