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15 Snacks Every Health Food Kid Was Forced To Eat In The '90s

Mom, I just want a SPRITE.

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1. Frookie Cookies

What you wanted instead: Chips Ahoy.What these tasted like: Cookies (yay!) sweetened with only fruit juice (noooooo).
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What you wanted instead: Chips Ahoy.

What these tasted like: Cookies (yay!) sweetened with only fruit juice (noooooo).

2. And their cousin, the Frookwich

What you really wanted: Oreos.What these tasted like: NOT Oreos.
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What you really wanted: Oreos.

What these tasted like: NOT Oreos.

3. Spritzer "sodas"

What you really wanted: Coca-Cola. Mountain Dew. Anything!What this tasted like: The embarrassment you felt when you had friends from school over and your mom served up these instead of Sprite.
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What you really wanted: Coca-Cola. Mountain Dew. Anything!

What this tasted like: The embarrassment you felt when you had friends from school over and your mom served up these instead of Sprite.

4. Sundrops

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What you really wanted: M&Ms.

What this tasted like: Beety, carrot-y M&Ms. Thanks, natural food coloring!

5. Kudos Bars

What you really wanted: CANDY!What these tasted like: CANDY! :)
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What you really wanted: CANDY!

What these tasted like: CANDY! :)

6. Fruit Leather

What you really wanted: Gushers, but even a normal Fruit Roll-Up would do.What this tasted like: Eating actual shoe leather.
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What you really wanted: Gushers, but even a normal Fruit Roll-Up would do.

What this tasted like: Eating actual shoe leather.

7. Ezekiel Bread

What you wanted instead: Wonder Bread.What you got: The sprout-iest PB&Js in the whole cafeteria.
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What you wanted instead: Wonder Bread.

What you got: The sprout-iest PB&Js in the whole cafeteria.

8. Rice Dream "Ice Cream" Bars

What you really wanted: A Choco-Taco.What these tasted like: Cold, flaky, rice-y filling coated with FUCKING CAROB.
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What you really wanted: A Choco-Taco.

What these tasted like: Cold, flaky, rice-y filling coated with FUCKING CAROB.

9. Hain Carrot Chips

What you wanted instead: Sour cream and onion potato chippppppppps.What these tasted like: Potato chips for Bugs freakin' Bunny.
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What you wanted instead: Sour cream and onion potato chippppppppps.

What these tasted like: Potato chips for Bugs freakin' Bunny.

10. Health Valley Cereal Bars

What you really wanted: Nutri-Grain cereal barsWhat these tasted like: I mean, basically the same. But WAY less cool to have in your lunch.
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What you really wanted: Nutri-Grain cereal bars

What these tasted like: I mean, basically the same. But WAY less cool to have in your lunch.

11. Smucker's All Natural Peanut Butter

What you really wanted: Jif.What you got instead: This.
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What you really wanted: Jif.

What you got instead: This.

12. Annie's products, before they were cool and everywhere

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What you wanted: Goldfish and Easy Mac.

What these tasted like: Pretty delicious, actually!

13. Nature's Path Toaster Pastries

What you really wanted: Pop Tarts.What these tasted like: You call that frosting?
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What you really wanted: Pop Tarts.

What these tasted like: You call that frosting?

14. Stuff with amaranth

What you really wanted: Stuff without amaranth.What you were really doing: Eating ancient grains before it was cool.
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What you really wanted: Stuff without amaranth.

What you were really doing: Eating ancient grains before it was cool.

15. Puffins cereal

What you really wanted: Cap'n Crunch.What this tasted like: Same roof-of-your-mouth assault, less sugar. :(
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What you really wanted: Cap'n Crunch.

What this tasted like: Same roof-of-your-mouth assault, less sugar. :(

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