Buzz·Posted on Oct 8, 201421 Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This HalloweenThese are guaranteed to be a real scream!by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Why are graveyards so noisy? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 2. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 3. Why didn't the mummy have any friends? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 4. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 5. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 6. What do Italians eat on Halloween? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 7. Why can't male ghosts have babies? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 8. What did the corpse's mom do when she got mad at him? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 9. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 10. Why did Dracula get thrown out of the haunted house? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 11. Why are demons and ghouls always together? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 12. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 13. What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 14. Where do movie stars go on Halloween? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 15. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 16. Who does a mummy take on a date? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 17. What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 18. Frankenstein and Dracula had a fight. Who won? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 19. Why did the headless horseman start a business? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 20. Who are some of the werewolves' cousins? Tap to reveal Click to reveal 21. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Tap to reveal Click to reveal
