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21 Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Halloween

These are guaranteed to be a real scream!

1. Why are graveyards so noisy?

2. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times?

3. Why didn't the mummy have any friends?

4. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

5. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

6. What do Italians eat on Halloween?

7. Why can't male ghosts have babies?

8. What did the corpse's mom do when she got mad at him?

9. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

10. Why did Dracula get thrown out of the haunted house?

11. Why are demons and ghouls always together?

12. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?

13. What do birds give out on Halloween night?

14. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?

15. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

16. Who does a mummy take on a date?

17. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

18. Frankenstein and Dracula had a fight. Who won?

19. Why did the headless horseman start a business?

20. Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?

21. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?