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21 Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Halloween

These are guaranteed to be a real scream!

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1. Why are graveyards so noisy?

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2. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times?

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3. Why didn't the mummy have any friends?

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4. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

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5. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

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6. What do Italians eat on Halloween?

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7. Why can't male ghosts have babies?

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8. What did the corpse's mom do when she got mad at him?

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9. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?

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10. Why did Dracula get thrown out of the haunted house?

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11. Why are demons and ghouls always together?

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12. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?

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13. What do birds give out on Halloween night?

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14. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?

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15. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

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16. Who does a mummy take on a date?

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17. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

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18. Frankenstein and Dracula had a fight. Who won?

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19. Why did the headless horseman start a business?

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20. Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?

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21. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

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