21 Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Halloween
These are guaranteed to be a real scream!
1. Why are graveyards so noisy?
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2. Why did the vampire subscribe to the New York Times?
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3. Why didn't the mummy have any friends?
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4. What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
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5. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
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6. What do Italians eat on Halloween?
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7. Why can't male ghosts have babies?
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8. What did the corpse's mom do when she got mad at him?
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9. What happened to the cannibal who was late to dinner?
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10. Why did Dracula get thrown out of the haunted house?
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11. Why are demons and ghouls always together?
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12. Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating?
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13. What do birds give out on Halloween night?
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14. Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
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15. What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
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16. Who does a mummy take on a date?
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17. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
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18. Frankenstein and Dracula had a fight. Who won?
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19. Why did the headless horseman start a business?
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20. Who are some of the werewolves' cousins?
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21. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
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