1. This bar sign:
2. This innocent birthday card:
3. This bear:
4. This notice:
5. This Siri exchange:
6. A witty vending machine:
7. A dry reply.
8. This bake sale sign:
9. This license plate:
10. This reply:
11. A bold defiance of authority:
12. This FitBit notification:
13. Facebook's memory thing.
14. This text exchange:
15. This burn:
16. And a burn so dry it hurts.
17. An important warning sign:
18. This very Republican hand dryer:
19. This Hulu shade:
20. David:
21. And this comeback:
