11. Hot Dog
Advantages: A weiner joke is WAY easier to get than an eggplant one.
Suggested use: your buns are irresistible [hot dog]
10. Thermometer
Advantages: Finally, an accurate phallic silhouette!
Suggested use: getting hot 4 u [thermometer]
9. Burrito
Advantages: Burritos are universally loved and have nothing but positive connotations.
Suggested use: wanna go to the chipotle in my pants [burrito]
8. Fountain Pen
Advantages: You'll feel so literary!
Suggested use: i wanna take a look at your hardcover [pen]
7. Badminton Racquet And Shuttlecock
Advantages Haha, "cock."
Suggested use: i know a game we can play [badminton]
6. Studio Microphone
Advantages You can sext while feeling like Beyoncé.
Suggested use: ride it with my surfbort [studio mic]
5. Joystick
Advantages: Everyone likes video games!
Suggested use: come over and play with me [joystick]
4. Chile Pepper
Advantages: Built-in hotness (just ignore the fact that it's curvy).
Suggested use: [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper]
3. Cricket Bat And Ball
Advantages Cheerio, good chap, use this if you fancy some British peen!
Suggested use: i want to hit YOUR wicket [cricket thing]
2. Comet
Advantages: Sex could always use a little more galaxy print.
Suggested use: your [comet] is out of this world
1. Bottle With Popping Cork
Advantages Finally, an alternative to those stupid water droplets.
Suggested use: The perfect punctuation at the end of a long, beautiful sext.
