11. Hot Dog

10. Thermometer

9. Burrito

8. Fountain Pen

7. Badminton Racquet And Shuttlecock

6. Studio Microphone

5. Joystick

4. Chile Pepper

3. Cricket Bat And Ball

2. Comet

1. Bottle With Popping Cork

Thanks to iOS 9.1, we can now think beyond the eggplant.
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Advantages: A weiner joke is WAY easier to get than an eggplant one.
Suggested use: your buns are irresistible [hot dog]
Advantages: Finally, an accurate phallic silhouette!
Suggested use: getting hot 4 u [thermometer]
Advantages: Burritos are universally loved and have nothing but positive connotations.
Suggested use: wanna go to the chipotle in my pants [burrito]
Advantages: You'll feel so literary!
Suggested use: i wanna take a look at your hardcover [pen]
Advantages Haha, "cock."
Suggested use: i know a game we can play [badminton]
Advantages You can sext while feeling like Beyoncé.
Suggested use: ride it with my surfbort [studio mic]
Advantages: Everyone likes video games!
Suggested use: come over and play with me [joystick]
Advantages: Built-in hotness (just ignore the fact that it's curvy).
Suggested use: [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper]
Advantages Cheerio, good chap, use this if you fancy some British peen!
Suggested use: i want to hit YOUR wicket [cricket thing]
Advantages: Sex could always use a little more galaxy print.
Suggested use: your [comet] is out of this world
Advantages Finally, an alternative to those stupid water droplets.
Suggested use: The perfect punctuation at the end of a long, beautiful sext.
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