There Are So Many More Penis Emojis Now

Thanks to iOS 9.1, we can now think beyond the eggplant.

11. Hot Dog

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Advantages: A weiner joke is WAY easier to get than an eggplant one.

Suggested use: your buns are irresistible [hot dog]

10. Thermometer

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Advantages: Finally, an accurate phallic silhouette!

Suggested use: getting hot 4 u [thermometer]

9. Burrito

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Advantages: Burritos are universally loved and have nothing but positive connotations.

Suggested use: wanna go to the chipotle in my pants [burrito]

8. Fountain Pen

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Advantages: You'll feel so literary!

Suggested use: i wanna take a look at your hardcover [pen]

7. Badminton Racquet And Shuttlecock

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Advantages Haha, "cock."

Suggested use: i know a game we can play [badminton]

6. Studio Microphone

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Advantages You can sext while feeling like Beyoncé.

Suggested use: ride it with my surfbort [studio mic]

5. Joystick

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Advantages: Everyone likes video games!

Suggested use: come over and play with me [joystick]

4. Chile Pepper

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Advantages: Built-in hotness (just ignore the fact that it's curvy).

Suggested use: [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper] [pepper]

3. Cricket Bat And Ball

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Advantages Cheerio, good chap, use this if you fancy some British peen!

Suggested use: i want to hit YOUR wicket [cricket thing]

2. Comet

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Advantages: Sex could always use a little more galaxy print.

Suggested use: your [comet] is out of this world

1. Bottle With Popping Cork

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Advantages Finally, an alternative to those stupid water droplets.

Suggested use: The perfect punctuation at the end of a long, beautiful sext.