6. You can actually put together an email, unlike several people at your company.
9. Moving your library from apartment to apartment is a pain, but totally worth it.
13. You have/had a built-in alibi when your friends tried to drag you out partying.
30. You can screen OK Cupid by who uses correct grammar in his or her profile.
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