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30 Things That Will Give Christian Kids Intense Childhood Flashbacks

Only the cool kids acquired the fire.

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1. The most famous singing Bible.

2. These amazing album covers.

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You still probably know all the words.

3. Sticking flannel Bible characters on one of these at VBS.

Bonus if you also got to sing "Father Abraham."
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Bonus if you also got to sing "Father Abraham."

4. The only candy you were allowed to eat in church.

5. Posters of this everywhere (always in an unreadable script font).

Literally everywhere.
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Literally everywhere.

6. Mastering all your praise and worship hand motions.

7. Your friend's favorite T-shirt.

It was so clever!
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It was so clever!

8. Debates over whether it was OK for them to wear eyeliner.

Would Jesus guyline?
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Would Jesus guyline?

9. Collecting the best CDs.

10. And all the colors of the best bracelet.

11. Jumping on this at church camp.

Youth pastors loved THE BLOB.
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Youth pastors loved THE BLOB.

12. Doing your devotions from this.

Extra points for extra highlighting.
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Extra points for extra highlighting.

13. Being so excited when Sixpence None the Richer "crossed over."

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Even though you might not have been allowed to watch She's All That.

14. Witnessing with the Roman Road.

15. Tooling around town with your friends in one of these.

While your poor youth pastor drove.
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While your poor youth pastor drove.

16. Signing one of these.

17. Knowing he had nothing to do with automobiles.

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18. Having these hand signals down pat.

From the graaaaaaave [hands down] to the SKYYYYY. [hands up]
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From the graaaaaaave [hands down] to the SKYYYYY. [hands up]

19. Seeing your Christian classmates At The Pole.

20. Moshing (politely) at an OC Supertones concert:

And maybe, if you were REALLY feeling it, skanking to Five Iron Frenzy.
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And maybe, if you were REALLY feeling it, skanking to Five Iron Frenzy.

21. Having to wait to eat your food at a restaurant until saying grace.

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While your Applebees burger got cold.

22. Comparing purity rings with your friends.

23. Having some DEFINITELY non-Halloween fun at the fall festival.

Bobbing for apples is next to godliness.
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Bobbing for apples is next to godliness.

24. Trying to get your parents to send you to this.

25. Or HERE.

26. No, here.

27. Having intense debates about this book.

And deciding "courtship" was where it's at.
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And deciding "courtship" was where it's at.

28. The queen.

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29. Kicking back with one of these mags.

While listening to Adventures in Odyssey, natch.

30. And of course, these hilarious guys.

LAAAAAAAARRY.
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LAAAAAAAARRY.

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