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29 Reasons Jon Stewart Is The Most Perfect Man On Earth

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3. He's a self-made comedian.

After college, Stewart worked as a contingency planner for the New Jersey Department of Human Services, a contract administrator for the City University of New York, a puppeteer for children with disabilities, a soccer coach at Gloucester High School in Virginia, a caterer, a busboy, a shelf stocker at Woolworth's, and a bartender as he honed his comedy act at places like the Comedy Cellar.

6. Even the White House has acknowledged his ability to bring awareness to important political matters.

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In 2010, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs told reporters that Stewart may well have helped pass a health care bill for 9/11 first responders.

12. The time he owned Tucker Carlson ON HIS OWN SHOW:

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15. He proposed to his wife, Tracey McShane, with a personalized crossword puzzle created with the help of Will Shortz, the crossword editor at the New York Times.

Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

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Amazing how the haters & losers keep tweeting the name “F**kface Von Clownstick” like they are so original & like no one else is doing it...

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Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is a total phony –he should cherish his past—not run from it.

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Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is a total phony –he should cherish his past—not run from it.

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As I’ve said many times before, Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is highly overrated.

Donald J. Trump

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As I’ve said many times before, Jon Stewart @TheDailyShow is highly overrated.

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18. He's obsessed with Bruce Springsteen, like any good New Jerseyan.

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In December 2009, Stewart gave a speech at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts honoring Springsteen, one of 2009's Kennedy Center Honors recipients. In March 2012, he interviewed him for Rolling Stone. In February 2013, Stewart gave another speech paying tribute to Springsteen as part of the singer's MusiCares Person of the Year award ceremony. Springsteen has also appeared on the Daily Show several times.

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