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    29 Reasons Jimmy Page Is The Most Badass Person Alive

    In the beginning there was Led Zeppelin. The end.

    1. He was the cutest guitar-playing kid ever:

    2. His hair is as luscious and vibrant as the English moors:

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    3. Luscious, luscious hair:

    4. He makes this ridiculous hat look not-so-ridiculous:

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    5. He looks the least like a creepy uncle in this photo:

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    6. One time he humored Fred Durst by letting him breathe the same air as him (briefly):

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    7. He still bros out with his old bandmates:

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    8. You know, those guys.

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    9. (In case you were wondering, yes, his hair has gone white from sheer awesomeness.)

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    10. This is what happens when he plays guitar in front of legends:

    11. He still plays air guitar, even though he's JIMMY FUCKING PAGE:

    12. Who else can rock the chest hair/pendant look with such aplomb?

    13. Or the piece-y bangs look:

    14. Or the man cardigan:

    15. Or the famous dragon suit.

    16. He pretty much invented the Rachel haircut:

    17. And he even made the "Howard Stern" look decent.

    18. He does this move without looking crazy:

    19. Also, he can play guitar pretty well.

    20. He wrote some of the greatest riffs in music history.

    21. You know, he's, like, OK.

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    22. Like, moderately decent.

    23. OH YEAH.

    24. I'm sorry, what were we talking about?

    25. You wish you were both the 6-string and the 12-string neck:

    26. You wish you were this violin bow:

    27. Is there a sexier guitar face than this?

    28. He was badass then...

    29. And at 69, it doesn't get more badass than this:

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