2. Someone will comment on how the couple looks like “they have a special connection.”
Uh, yeah. It’s their WEDDING.
4. A bride docking another points because “the dresses were pink and I personally don’t like pink.”
7. Complaining about waiting in a buffet line.
9. Complaining about the food being too spicy.
10. Everything inevitably wrapped in bacon.
12. Specific shade.
13. Decor shade.
14. Cleavage shade.
15. Someone has an outdoor wedding in Florida.
16. Someone has an outdoor wedding in Arizona.
17. Complaining about the “uplighting.”
18. So much cotton candy.
21. A groomsman will get drunk and take his shirt off.
22. Everyone hating on the centerpieces.
23. Cardboard cutouts of the couple.
25. A choreographed dance.
26. Advanced-level side-eye.
27. …And whoever wins is inevitably the bride who spent the most money.
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