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25 Sexy Halloween Costumes For Men That Should NOT Exist

MY EYES. (NSFW-ish.)

1. "Beer Schlong"

2. Jack Hammer

3. "Down for the Count" costume with inflatable girl

4. "Party In My Pants"

5. "Long Schlong"

6. Lumberjack Woodpecker

7. Major Hardon

8. Mini Peekaboo Kilt

9. Drillmaster

10. Big Balls Scratch-Off Ticket

11. "Rock Out with your Cock Out"

12. Guilty Pleasure Singlet

13. "Let's Get Physical" costume

14. "Hung Like a Horse"

15. "Biggest Show on Earth"

16. "Heavy Hose" Firefighter

17. "Morning Wood" costume

18. "Wild Man"

19. "Genie in the Lamp" costume

20. "Strapping Santa"

21. "Lucky Green Bun Hugger"

22. Sexy Ring Toss

23. Banana Flasher

24. Breathalyzer Costume

25. "Country Lovin' costume" with inflatable lamb