21 Jokes So Stupid They're Actually Funny

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Posted on April 27, 2014, 16:11 GMT

Jessica Misener

BuzzFeed Staff

1. My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

2. How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

3. What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

4. I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog...

5. What kind of bagel can fly?

6. Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

7. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

8. How does a train eat?

9. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

10. What's Forrest Gump's password?

11. Knock knock.

Britney Spears.

Knock knock.

12. What do you call a cow with no legs?

13. How is imitation like a plateau?

14. So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

15. A magician was driving down the street...

16. What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

17. What does Batman get in his drinks?

18. What sport do you play with a wombat?

19. What does a nosy pepper do?

20. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

21. Tried to take a photograph of some fog.

(h/t to this, this, and this Reddit thread.)

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