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    16 Breakfast Cereals That Should Be Obliterated

    Seriously, do not eat these if you want to have a good day.

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    1. Grape-Nuts

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    NEITHER GRAPES NOR NUTS. IF IT LOOKS GROSS AND IT TASTES GROSS, IT PROBABLY IS GROSS

    2. Apple Jacks

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    PINK MILK NO THANK YOU PLUS THE GRAINY RESIDUE ICK

    3. Life

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    I ASKED FOR CEREAL NOT A PH.D. IN PHILOSOPHY

    4. Muesli

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    COULD YOU BE ANY HARDER TO PRONOUNCE OR ENJOY

    5. Kix

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    TOO SPHERICAL THE BIMBO OF CEREALS

    6. Rice Krispie Treats Cereal

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    WHAT'S THE MATTER RICE KRISPIES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU SNAP CRACKLE AND POP ARE ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES

    7. Cream of Wheat

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    HOW COULD YOU EAT THAT AND NOT GET SAD

    8. Chex

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    WANT PROOF THAT CHEX SUCKS? THE ONLY TIME ANYONE LIKES IT IS WHEN IT'S WITH OTHER STUFF

    9. All-Bran

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    NOTE TO MR. KELLOGG: THE POINT OF MOST CEREALS IS TO DISGUISE THE BRAN

    10. Trix

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    THAT RABBIT MUST HAVE DIABETES BY NOW AMIRITE

    11. Wheaties

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    I'VE ONLY BEEN AWAKE FOR TEN MINUTES AND I HAVE TO STARE AT PEOPLE WHO'VE ACHIEVED MORE THAN I EVER WILL

    12. Cookie Crisp

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    HEY AS LONG AS YOU'RE FOOLING YOURSELF WHY DON'T YOU JUST USE HAAGEN-DAZS INSTEAD OF MILK

    13. Corn Flakes

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    MMMM HOW ABOUT SOME CORN ON THE COB PULVERIZED AND FLATTENED INTO A FLAKE-LIKE CONSISTENCY YUM OH WAIT NO

    14. Oatmeal that comes in a packet

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    LIFE TIP NOTHING GOOD HOT COMES IN A PACKET

    15. Cap'n Crunch

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    HOPE YOU WEREN'T TOO ATTACHED TO THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH

    16. Special K

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    SO IT'S ONLY FOR LADIES WHAT A MISANDRIST PIECE OF CRAP