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13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Weekend

Show these to your kids/cousins/nieces and nephews this holiday. Unless you're too busy cracking up yourself, because comedy doesn't get better than THIS.

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Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?

Q: Which cat discovered America?

Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?

(h/t Kevin Roose)

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?

Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like?

Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?

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