Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Q: Which cat discovered America?
Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?
(h/t Kevin Roose)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Also on BuzzFeed: The 28 Greatest Dad Jokes of All Time
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-greatest-dad-jokes-of-all-time
