Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Q: Which cat discovered America?
Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?
(h/t Kevin Roose)
13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Weekend
Show these to your kids/cousins/nieces and nephews this holiday. Unless you're too busy cracking up yourself, because comedy doesn't get better than THIS.
