Buzz · Posted on Nov 27, 2013 13 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes You're Going To Need This Weekend Show these to your kids/cousins/nieces and nephews this holiday. Unless you're too busy cracking up yourself, because comedy doesn't get better than THIS.
Why did the band hire a turkey as a drummer?
Q: Which cat discovered America?
Q: Why did the turkey get kicked out of the sports stadium for unruly behavior?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Q: What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Q: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Q: What kind of music do pilgrims like?
Q: Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
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