Kale and vinyl records are so 2000 and late.
Evan’s banana-eating makes me so uncomfortable.
And the hoooooome of the *starts crying* brave.
*grabs ribbons, heads to the bar*
Tell us your favorite lotions and potions for in-between skin.
Love is in the air (and the water).
Gold medals are actually made of chocolate! (JK.)
Shady parking spot >>>>>>>> close parking spot.
Crushing Natty Lites should be an OLYMPIC SPORT, man.
And it’s a GOLD medal! *cries*
The truth may humongously disappoint you.
*buys plane ticket immediately*
Yeah, you’re going to want to watch these.
Soft-tipped swords, hard-ass attitude.