Don’t let the haters get you down.
It’s harder than you think.
Go ahead and clear your schedule for the day.
Lots of adorable, slightly sad faces.
Hit me (with that Gap Dream) baby one more time.
“Can’t wait to still not buy the Apple Watch.”
Don’t lie: You’re quietly singing them to yourself.
Do you have wrinkles and acne at the same time? Keep reading.
It’s hard being a kid who doesn’t eat meat, OK?
Kale and vinyl records are so 2000 and late.
Evan’s banana-eating makes me so uncomfortable.
And the hoooooome of the *starts crying* brave.
*grabs ribbons, heads to the bar*