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Definitive Proof That The World Cup Is Being Controlled By The Illuminati

IT IS EVERYWHERE! Via the @illuminati_stop Twitter account.

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Neymar is part of the Illuminati:

NEYMAR SCORED 2 GOALS MORE LIKE NEYMAR JOINED THE ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

STOP THE ILLUMINATI@Illuminati_Stop

NEYMAR SCORED 2 GOALS MORE LIKE NEYMAR JOINED THE ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

6:09 PM - 12 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Van Persie scored that goal against Spain because he is Illuminati:

NETHERLAND'S ROBBIE VAN PERSIE'S HEADBUTT DIVE GOAL WAS FAKE AND SETUP! #WorldCup2014

STOP THE ILLUMINATI@Illuminati_Stop

NETHERLAND'S ROBBIE VAN PERSIE'S HEADBUTT DIVE GOAL WAS FAKE AND SETUP! #WorldCup2014

3:52 PM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Actually, the whole Netherlands team is Illuminati:

THE NETHERLANDS BEAT SPAIN 5-1. 5 IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO 666 THE NETHERLANDS IS ILLUMINATI. #WorldCup2014

STOP THE ILLUMINATI@Illuminati_Stop

THE NETHERLANDS BEAT SPAIN 5-1.

5 IS VERY VERY CLOSE TO 666

THE NETHERLANDS IS ILLUMINATI.
#WorldCup2014

4:52 PM - 13 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Lionel Messi is also Illuminati:

LIONEL MESSI'S GOAL WAS FAKE! ABSOLUTE PROOF HERE. #WorldCup2014

STOP THE ILLUMINATI@Illuminati_Stop

LIONEL MESSI'S GOAL WAS FAKE! ABSOLUTE PROOF HERE. #WorldCup2014

7:28 PM - 15 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

And Pepe head-butted Müller because he is, in fact, Illuminati:

DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÜLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

STOP THE ILLUMINATI@Illuminati_Stop

DID PORTUGAL'S PEPE HEADBUTT THOMAS MÃœLLER OR FORCE HIM TO JOIN THE ILLUMINATI? #WorldCup2014

12:43 PM - 16 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Stay safe out there!

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