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Which Congress Member Are You?

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  1. How old do you like your men?

    we're all little sluts, the question is who are you a slut for

    we're all little sluts, the question is who are you a slut for

    college, border lining illegal
    a solid dos anos
    just a year is good
    same age
  2. Do you play a sport?

    we all became friends because we didn't participate in sports last year, but surprise were sporty

    we all became friends because we didn't participate in sports last year, but surprise were sporty

    cheer lead
    fhockey
    pommie
    lax is lyfe
    track
    hell. no.
  3. What are you most likely doing at 2 in the morning?

    nighty night

    nighty night

    sneaking out the dog door
    out but only if the alarm isn't on
    sleeping wtf
    watching netflix
  4. how'd you spend summer 16?

    best. fucking. summer. ever.

    best. fucking. summer. ever.

    my parents made me volunteer after an incident
    away with family
    disappeared of the face of the earth
    damaged my liver
    boys.
    fsu!!!!!
    netflix mostly
  5. Why were you in trouble?

    we all managed to get in seriously deep shit with our parents this summer

    we all managed to get in seriously deep shit with our parents this summer

    slept at a guy friends house when everyone was sleeping at mine
    alcohol poisoning
    the list goes on and on
    lied about literally everything
    a hospital visit
    never coming home ever
    im a good kid
  6. What do you do at Colins house?

    shoutout to colin for letting us live at his house

    shoutout to colin for letting us live at his house

    fuck people on the bed couch thing
    make bad fucking decisions
    meet new people
    die and come back to life
    gets dark dick
    have a grat tim
    I've never been to colins
    69
    loses something
  7. On a scale from carly to sydney how much of a slut r u

    its a spectrum

    its a spectrum

    banged a college kid
    jerked it, sucked it, fucked it
    sucked a chocolate lollipop
    "no we didn't have sex"
    sucked a fat one
    69?
    *fake moans*
    hu
    bj in exchange for an uber
  8. what D did you have the most emotional attachment to?

    we have hearts too

    we have hearts too

    salted caramel
    haaaaaaans theeeeeeyeeeeeer
    alex spearman
    big toe or preacher
    lettuce
    bbj
    squidward tentacles
    sebastian mendoza
    the plug
  9. What makes you slow?

    we're all a little messed up

    we're all a little messed up

    dyslexic
    extra chromosome
    exercise induced asthma
    just retarded
    adhd but no adderall
    straight up stupid
    random disappearances
    dropped on my head when i was a baby
    lockjaw
  10. Whats your spirit animal?

    my ellie
    baby beluga
    shall not be named
    nathan sharpe
    books
    adelaide from ahs
    pickle
    a dog
    slice of white bread
  11. where do you see yourself in 20 years?

    if we're all alive that long

    if we're all alive that long

    hell.
    jail
    surrounded by 20 lightskin babies
    in the hospital with liver cancer
    raising my family in south carolina
    living on a farm
    living at the end of a culdesac with a white picket fence
    successful, unmarried, with dogs
    marrying a twin and then my twin marries the other so our kids are technically siblings

Which Congress Member Are You?

You got: jess do it

your liver has gone to shit a long time ago. you luv 2 chur and doggies. you're emotions are ???? and you're pretty much a hot mess

jess do it
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You got: slobitch

no matter how hard you try, you always fall into the dick sand. your type includes crazy preachers, big toes, and aliens. you're always down fsu 24/7 and when u do eat (which is not often) its only bread or cheese

slobitch
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You got: juju on that beat

you are either being put up for adoption or have the cops called on you veeerrryyy soon. you drink vodka like its water and 'he's NOT MY BOYFRIEND'

juju on that beat
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You got: dedez nuts

dede is the name lying is the game. 99% of what you say to your parents is completely untrue and thats ok. you're crazy and funny and in dire need of meds.

dedez nuts
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You got: amy duncan

overall just a little retarded. but actually the most stable out of the squad, you have a loving boyfriend and you're doing your best.

amy duncan
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You got: disgrace

you're sarcastic and witty! you dance your heart out and in the rain. You're always down to party and have a great tim

disgrace
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You got: annie armpitt

bow down to the fucking QUEEN! since you got annie thats mean you have some raging jungle fever ;) the only thing you like more than chocolate skin is netflix and you want world peace

annie armpitt
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You got: elsie

you disappear a lot??? you do your best and try to help everyone out a lil. you prefer books and dogs to people. still wondering where you disappeared to???

elsie
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You got: carly shay

you're a good girl but still know how to have a good time! you love bubble tea and just chilling. you go with the flow and are ~vibes~

carly shay
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