1. WOOOO you just made plans with a friend to go out this weekend. #PARTY
2. But the big day rolls around and now you're feeling kind of meh about leaving your cozy apartment.
3. You text the person to set up your lie. "Hey bb, I still really want to come out but I think I'm getting sick. I'll let you know how I feel in a few hours." Muhahaha
4. Start actually believing you're sick.
5. Check the weather because if it's raining you DEF aren't going.
6. Think about all of the other things you could get done instead of going out.
7. CANCEL THE PLANS.
9. Order EVERYTHING from Seamless.
10. Watch TV until you fall into a blissful sleep.