13 Things Young Married Couples Are Tired Of Hearing

Yeah, we got married in our early 20s. That doesn't mean we spend our Friday nights watching Matlock with subtitles.

1. Did you get married because you were pregnant?

...no. Thanks for asking.

2. Did you get married so you could have sex?

Uhm, sorry if I don't want to share my personal life details with you 2.5 seconds after we met.

3. I was going to invite you out, but then I remembered you were married.

Wait, what?

4. Why did you get married so young? Don't you want to travel?

Because the rest of you guys do so much traveling in your spare time, and I forgot married couples were automatically put on the No-Fly List.

5. So when are you guys having kids?

I forgot getting married means that you must automatically produce spawn.

6. Wait, how old are you?

You knew I was married, but you just found out when I graduated college. This has been a fun experience for me.

7. But didn't you miss out on going out?

No. Because I still do.

8. Do you have any friends that aren't couples?

Sorry, are we not friends? Oh right. No, we aren't.

9. Can you hem my pants? You must do that for your husband all the time.

Sorry, how domestic do you think I am?

10. So, you must like, cook all the time.

Sorry, has anyone seen the number for the pizza place?

10. Are you guys like super religious or something?

Does being House of Cards fans count? Then yes.

11. Oh my god, you guys are like, so perfect. It's adorable.

Did getting married young turn me into a cartoon?

12. But, like, you guys are going to have kids right?

...can we just stop talking about babies?

13. You are my only married friend. Can I have some relationship advice?

Sure, but I can't promise you it will be worth a damn.

But in the end, you really just don't care.

Because you are happy, and people are really dumb.