Ranking The Presidents, In Order Of Sexiness

Things we learned: Andrew Jackson was kind of a babe, Alec Baldwin is Millard Fillmore reincarnated and Benjamin Harrison opened for Bright Eyes in 2004.

1. John Quincy Adams

Remember the scene in Harry Potter when the Harry goes to Gringotts and the goblins let him into the vault. Yeah. That. - Dana

2. Richard Nixon

HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry. No. - Ernest

3. Lyndon B. Johnson

Looks like Alfred E. Newman with a triple-chin. Pass. - Ernest

4. Martin Van Buren

In lean times, Martin’s facial shrubbery also could be used for chimney sweeping. - Dana

5. George W. Bush

I just can’t even. - Dana

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