10 Things More Important Than Syria (According To The Press)

By now, we probably know Miley Cyrus’ cup size, but do we know where Syria is on a map? Not me…. (click on images for full news stories).

10. Aliens

Because the latest poll reveals that 48% of Americans believe in ET’s.

9. This Awesome Sign For Whoever Returned This Man’s Wallet in NYC

Because humans are awesome!

8. This New Spray That Promises To Take The Stink Out Of Public Pooping

Because we’ve all been there…

7. This Pizza Vending Machine (Hitting America Soon)

Because this is just what American health statistics ordered…

6. This Kid’s Goals for 3rd Grade

Because admit it… these are more legit than our middle aged goals of owning a lamborghini.

5. This Video of “The World Record For the Greatest Height From Which A Basketball Is Shot”

Because this was everyone’s childhood dream.

4. “Jurassic World” Coming 2015

Because we haven’t seen enough CGI dinosaurs.

3. This New Testicle Size Development That You’ll Want To Know Before Becoming a Father

Because the size of your testicles might make you a better father.

2. The New iPhones

Because the kids in China who make the iPhone, can now afford it. Not!

1. Miley Cyrus’ Naked Body

Because we always wanted to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a sledge hammer.

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