1. Free Weave
Because I’ve always wanted a second hand weave.
2. Duck Rentals
Because who doesn’t want to have a crazy beer pong-duck chasing party game? DUH.
3. Missing Prosthetic Leg
Because we’ve all wondered how much Koreans would charge an amputee for a pedicure.
4. For Trade: Belly Button Lint
Because we’ve always wondered how much we could sell our cavity lint for.
5. Male Furniture
Because this isn’t abuse at all…
6. Hippie Palace
Because the amount of hipsters in America is outgrowing the amount of living space available…
7. Magical Horse (Does Not Include White Old Spice Dude)
Because every girl dreams of having a “magical horse”…
8. Free Broken Parachute
Because everyone needs to experience a broken parachute every once in a while….
9. Butt Shaped Squash
Because I’d be lucky if my butt looked half this good.
10. Pope for Hire!
Because the Dalai Lama was already taken.
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