2. Because you agreed to happy hour which is obviously a bad idea.
You know there won’t be much you can eat so you tell yourself “it’s gonna be a chicken caesar with no croutons or dressing, a vodka soda and that’s IT.” Then Becky orders fries for the whole table…fucking Becky.
14. Because all you wanna do is get whacked…
Whatever that means.
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