Throw it into moving trafficScream in its faceVia Live scienceTake it to its motherVia PinterestUse baby to pick up chicksVia FarmEat the babyVia DreamstimeSell the baby on ebayVia EbayUse the baby to protest the churchVia The Christian PostPretend the child is yours to get kids meal pricesVia McDonald'sEstablish trust with the baby for 16 years and then abandon it while on a vacation in FloridaVia Honest Company
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Decorate itBurn it down along with the rest of the houseDecorate it with satan ornamentsBuy the entire lotOPEN THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATHReturn it because you broke a branchBuy a fake tree then decorate only one side with the perfect decorationsTake it down the day before ChristmasGo to every tree lot in town to check out the workers
SaladBreakfast for lunchThanksgivingMac & cheese and chicken tendersClam chowder in a bread bowlDeli barBurrito barPork slidersVeggie burgers
Which Circle Of Hell Do You Belong In?
Wow that's unfortunate. Not bad enough for Hell, but yet not virtuous enough for Heaven. If only you had been alive after Jesus, but sadly you will always have a mediocre life.
Come on. You couldn't have controlled yourself during your lifetime so now you are stuck being violently swung around by winds for the rest of eternity. No control then, no control now.
Better grab a coat or boat. You're stuck lying in a vile slush caused by a neverending icy rain. Too bad you couldn't hold back your overindulgence in worldly things.
Better stretch before you come down here, because you have an eternity of jousting ahead of you. Your time will be decided by whether or not you hoarded your possessions or spent it excessively. Oh and grab some armor for your chest, because it's going to get sore from getting hit with weights.
Grab a bathing suit! You're in for endless fighting on the surface of the water or gurgling if you're sullen.
Ooo nice and toasty. You're going to spend eternity in a burning tomb. Should've gone with the status quo, challenging the church is a big no no.
Well there are three possible outcomes for you. If you were violent to your neighbor, you get be in a river of boiling blood! Woohoo! If you were violent to yourself, you are eternally grounded as a tree. Yikes. If you were violent to God, you are stuck on burning sand and burning rain. Goodluck.
Well this is a large group of people, buckle up for the endless possibilities for the rest of eternity for you! Panderers & seducers- marching and getting whipped by devils, Flatterers- stuck in smelly feces, Simonists- turned upside down with feet on fire, Astrologists/sorcerers- heads twists to face backwards, Blackmailers- stuck in boiling tar, Hypocrites- heavy lead robes as they walk, Thieves- reptiles torture endlessly, Deceivers- constantly ablaze, Gossipers- terrible wounds inflicted by a demon, Falsifiers- also tortured. YOU TAKE YOUR PICK!
Grab a parka and a wetsuit. You're stuck in a frozen lake. Permanent polar bear plunge?