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Which Character Says These 14 "Abbott Elementary" Quotes?

Which Character Says These 14 &quot;Abbott Elementary&quot; Quotes?

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She says it when she's introducing herself during her first confessional.

It was Barbara.

She says it after Barbara suggests the teachers band together and buy her a rug.

It was Janine.

“I overdrafted on a donut hole this morning.”

He says it when Jacob asks him if he likes pie.

It was Gregory.

She says it when Janine tells her to have a good day.

It was Ava.

“Don’t tell me what kind of day to have. Getting all presumptuous and rude.”

He says it when he sees Gregory giving someone else a thumbs up.

It was Jacob.

“Wow, you think you know someone, and then they cheat on you with their thumb.”

He says it while performing custodial magic tricks in the gym.

It was Mr. Johnson

“David Blaine ain’t got nothing on me.”

She says it when Janine is talking about worrying about work outside of work hours.

It was Melissa.

“All that at home stuff, you gotta leave it right at the door. Otherwise you open up a whole other Panera’s box of problems.”

She says it when Janine asks to get someone to look at the faulty lights in the school.

“Do I look like the Kool-Aid Man? I don’t have enough juice to manipulate the inner workings of City Hall.”

She says it while explaining why the classroom rugs are so important.

“For primary classes, rugs are like a calming space for the kids. It’s like a Xanax. Like a huge Xanax for kids to sit on.”

She says it after Janine says some support might make things happen in the school.

“My support was gonna do about as much as that five-year-old bra you got on right there.”

He says it while the teachers are watching the news in the faculty lounge.

It was Mr. Johnson.

“I like the news, because that’s when I can say whatever I want and nobody asks any questions.”

She says it to Gregory when he first arrives at the school.

“Let’s see how long you’ll be here. Then I’ll remember your name.”

He says it when Zach comments on his sneakers.

“I decided to be adventurous and wear sneakers today.”

He says it after Gregory explains why he doesn't like pizza by saying "I was born this way."

“Don’t you bring Lady Gaga into this.”

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Which Character Says These 14 "Abbott Elementary" Quotes?

I think one thing all Abbott Elementary fans can agree on is that the show is absolutely jam-packed with extremely quotable lines.

Now it's time to see how well you remember some of them.

Here are 14 quotes from the show — try to match them with the right character:

Which Character Says These 14 "Abbott Elementary" Quotes?

I think one thing all Abbott Elementary fans can agree on is that the show is absolutely jam-packed with extremely quotable lines.

Now it's time to see how well you remember some of them.

Here are 14 quotes from the show — try to match them with the right character:

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