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14 Times The US Committed Crimes Against Pasta

If I had a penne for every time someone ruined pasta...

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1. Everyone has made some questionable pasta choices. I get it...

Maybe you put ketchup on your pasta. Will I judge you for it? Yes. Is it an abomination? Not necessarily.
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Maybe you put ketchup on your pasta. Will I judge you for it? Yes. Is it an abomination? Not necessarily.

2. But sometimes people take it WAY. TOO. FAR.

Like these rings of pasta glued into unsettling doughnut shapes.
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Like these rings of pasta glued into unsettling doughnut shapes.

3. Like, wayyy too far...

Or these strands of spaghetti threaded through sliced hot dogs...
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Or these strands of spaghetti threaded through sliced hot dogs...

4. Just look at these deep-fried mac 'n' cheese bites coated in crushed Cheetos and then REFORMED INTO A DAMN CHEETO SHAPE.

THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST PASTA.
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THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST PASTA.

5. Or how about these noodles being used as a sandwich filling?

This is just wrong...
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This is just wrong...

6. Or even worse, how about some spaghetti noodles STAINED WITH FOOD DYE?

That's spaghetti, people. RAINBOW. SPAGHETTI.
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That's spaghetti, people. RAINBOW. SPAGHETTI.

7. Why would you do this to pasta?!

*gags*

8. Whose idea was it to stuff a bread bowl with EVEN MORE CARBS?

This is truly an affront to penne!
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This is truly an affront to penne!

9. Treating pasta this way is a damn crime....

What did pasta ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?
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What did pasta ever do to deserve this kind of treatment?

10. Pasta stuffed into a taco shell?

Yep. That happened...
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Yep. That happened...

11. Pasta stuffed into bagels and burger buns?

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Yep, that happened, too..

12. Or what about this sad interpretation of pasta e fagioli?

Pasta e fagioli is an Italian masterpiece, NOT a plate of watery ramen topped with canned beans.
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Pasta e fagioli is an Italian masterpiece, NOT a plate of watery ramen topped with canned beans.

13. Lasagna? Yep, we ruined that too...

Because not everything is better deep-fried, ESPECIALLY not pasta.
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Because not everything is better deep-fried, ESPECIALLY not pasta.

14. One more. I promise it's almost over...

*gagging intensifies*
Instagram: @neilcroft

*gagging intensifies*

I'm so sorry, Italy.

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