Animals·Jul 17, 2013Your First Time Getting High, As Told By CatsThat special, special day when your youth was corrupted.by Jesse FinkelsteinBuzzFeed FellowFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink So for a long time you were all like, "I will never try that stuff." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF weheartit.com But all your friends seemed to be doing it at parties. weheartit.com You did some research on the subject and ultimately decided you were ready to give it a shot. uncyclopedia.wikia.com You were a major rookie. For starters, you had absolutely no idea how to use this "bowl" thing. picpedia.com You tried to inhale but it hurt your throat sooo much. templeofcats.com To make matters worse, all your friends were starting to feel it and you were stone-cold sober. catswithpens.com But then, out of nowhere, everything got funny. Like really, really funny. ruby-rubymusings.blogspot.com And suddenly, you had NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON. imgur.com AND YOU WERE SO INEXPLICABLY HUNGRY. swellny.tumblr.com So you did the only thing that felt right. stonedcats.tumblr.com You pillaged the snack drawer. Then you moved on to the fridge and scavenged anything that was (somewhat) edible. stonedcats.tumblr.com Your friend's mom walked in and you had to use all your strength to keep yourself from giggling. 4shared.com You did a good job. She definitely couldn't tell. stonedcats.tumblr.com After that, your friend turned on Animal Planet and you were all, "woooooaaaaaaah." stonedcats.tumblr.com "Dude, gazelles are like....majestic." Then someone threw Pink Floyd on the speakers and you were all, "whaaaaaaaat." imgur.com You were having mind-blowing epiphanies left and right. Flickr: 2000-2010 "The word OK looks like a sideways person. I've said OK my whole life and never noticed him." But then shit got a little too real. stonedcats.tumblr.com "The world is so fake, man. Like, what if you're even not actually real?" It was a lot to handle. stonedcats.tumblr.com "Wait, what if I'm not real???" That's when you started getting super paranoid. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF moddb.com Which devolved into you convincing yourself you might even be hallucinating. stonedcats.tumblr.com You could slowly feel everyone around you getting sick and tired of your un-chillness. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF plus.google.com After that, you just stayed really quiet for a while. stonedcats.tumblr.com 'Till eventually, you passed out cold. wallpaperium.com Long day. Probably not gonna do that shit again for a WHILE. Right? Haha, riiiiiiiiight. Flickr: kitsa_sakurako (You two weeks later).