Was your summer filled with as many blow jobs, bikinis, and giraffes as we all hoped?
Les amis, préparez-vous à des questions sur le caca et les orgies.
Brace yourself for poop and orgy questions folks.
Thank you, Colbert Report archives. **kisses fingers**
Because it's the only thing that can save us right now.
Literally the only thing that interests me about this whole damn story.
Like mighty Olympians, some of you have been training your whole lives for this.
If you don't know what the Macarena is, ask your great-great-grandparents.
Are your bathroom habits healthy? If you’re currently in one…probably not.
If you want to be a Pokémon Master, you should be able to spot your fellow trainers!
For the record let’s just assume the people who deny it are lying.