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16 Photos Which Prove Geoffrey Edelsten Is Australia's Answer To Liberace

Pink cars, mink coats and crystal chandeliers are just the beginning...

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1. Here he is looking rather dapper with first wife 19-year-old model Leanne Edelsten (née Nesbitt) - and it's all down hill from here

Via News Limited

2. Here they are showing off Geoffrey's humble car collection, including Leanne's pink De Tomaso

AND A FREAKING HELICOPTER!
Via robertwalls.wordpress.com

AND A FREAKING HELICOPTER!

3. Here's Geoffrey and second wife Brynne in this stunning (like, paralysingly stunning) orange ensemble

4. and yes, he was absolutely wearing orange pants and shoes

5. Thought that was a bit much? Here's Geoffrey in a shiny red suit with Brynne holding a red rose in a red dress with matching red heels whilst stepping out of a red Ferrari

#REDCEPTION!
Via heraldsun.com.au

#REDCEPTION!

6. At least here he tried to mix it up a little with only his shirt and tie matching his wife's yellow Bentley

Bonus points for the suit wearing pooch!
Via news.com.au

Bonus points for the suit wearing pooch!

7. Oh wait, there's the matching suit seen at one of the rare events where his outfit isn't the most ridiculous on show

Julian Smith / Via AAP

8. Enough about clothing, what about that time he bought the Sydney Swans AFL team for a cool $2.9 million

Making him the first person to privately own a major football team in Australia
Via Fairfax Photos

Making him the first person to privately own a major football team in Australia

9. "Don't mind us. Just a spot of bubbly to celebrate our new Porsche license plate so everyone knows WE OWN THE SWANS!"

Peter Moxham / Via Fairfax Photos

10. Check him out in that celebratory velvet jacket...

11. And yes, he was absolutely wearing matching velvet pants...

Via Fairfax Photos

12. When not popping bottles, Mr Edelsten opened a number of elaborately decorated 24/7 super clinics to practice in

Not pictured: white pianos, crystal chandeliers, mink-covered examination tables and robots to great patients at the door. But they were there, seriously.
Via AlliedMGP

Not pictured: white pianos, crystal chandeliers, mink-covered examination tables and robots to great patients at the door. But they were there, seriously.

13. And as if that wasn't elaborate enough, you've gotta love his Palazzo Versace penthouse worth $3 million

Decked out with homoerotic art because Versace
Via goldcoastbulletin.com.au

Decked out with homoerotic art because Versace

14. But what would a socialite be without controversy? Shirley Moore claims Geoffrey was her "personal ATM" who gave her a $40k BMW to keep quiet on their affair

^Obviously didn't work because that affair is now A Current Affair - GET IT?!?
A Current Afair / Via Heraldsun.com.au

^Obviously didn't work because that affair is now A Current Affair - GET IT?!?

15. But Geoffrey insists he's really in love with fiancé Gabi Grecko. Here he is preposing to her *NAAWWWEEEE*

Julie Kiriacoudis / Via Heraldsun.com.au

16. And here's their wholesome family christmas portrait... hmmmmm

Via 2DayFM

You stay classy Mr Edelsten...

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