So you've always wanted to be a princess...
These ladies probably had a lot to do with it.

But being a princess really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Seriously, hear me out!
1. Princesses are supposed to be graceful.
ALL THE TIME.
Which is way harder than it sounds.
2. A princess must be polite.
To EVERYONE.
No matter what they have coming to them.
3. Princesses are under constant scrutiny.
Which, at first, seems like it would just get kind of annoying.
But a few decade of this...
...can really start to get to you.
4. A Princess has to look perfect at all times.
And if you don't already fit the princess mold...
Don't worry.
Someone will always be around...
...to "fix" you.

5. Princesses basically get auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Which means feeling like this your entire life.
Because when your dad's entire kingdom depends on getting you hitched...
This...
Actually sounds more like this...
