At my orthodontists office and they're doing my molds for my braces. I gagged so bad, it was awful! Doctor pulls the trays out and I say "sorry, usually I don't gag like that" and he got SOOOO red and then I realized what I said and almost died in the chair from sheer embarrassment.…Â
Broke up with my boyfriend of 5 years. That night I got so drunk I booty called him and our friends made him come get me. As soon as we got back to our house I proceeded to throw up so hard I shit myself not once, not twice, but THREE times. I woke up clean in my bed and we did not…Â
Spray tan nightmare on my 21st. I'm very fair skinned and took my ID picture when I was so orange AND I had two little tear trails down the sides of my face from laugh crying. I'm near unrecognizable in my ID & have been denied entry to bars.
I Stole a girl's boyfriend and he ended up being my Homecoming date, sophomore year. She stole him back at HoCo and I left date less, then tried to run them over in the parking lot...I can't even. Turns out he was a loser and her and I are still friends!!
I definitely thought a lady and her husband just rolled around in billowing white sheets. Just like fans blowing all these sheets and rolling. Hahahaha.
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